Saturday night was one of those evenings that don't happen too often. You know, the ones where you NEED to tell someone afterwards. It's a bit of a long story, and please don't think that I'm bragging, but I need to tell someone who can't butt in and say "Oh HIM. Yeah, I've already had him". And who better than you, who are always here, and can't get away quickly enough. So I'm going to break it into easy-to-digest parts, so you can read a little chapter in bed every night. With your Horlicks. Shall I come and tuck you in? I won't take advantage, honest.
It was straight out of a film really. Something low-rent, but a film nonetheless. Think "You've Got Mail" crossed with "Anal Cum Farts 2". Or something. "You've Got Nailed" perhaps. Is that a real porn film? Anyway, picture the scene...
(cue wobbly memory effect)
(Act 1)
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