Utterly Mortified

I'm standing outside a club with The Boyf, getting some air, when an acquaintance of his walks up to say hello. We've met on numerous occasions, and he's always been friendly, so I immediately greet him with a cheery "Hi".

He looks at me blankly.

I look at him, smiling, awaiting some sort of reaction.

He looks at me blankly.

I start to look puzzled.

The Boyf, realising that something odd is transpiring, says "You know my boyfriend, (insert name here)".

He looks at me blankly.

Then suddenly, "Oh yes, of course, sorry. You know, if you wasn't with The Boyf I'd never recognise you. You just don't stand out".