Wednesday, September 10, 2008

A Conversation With The Boss

3.53pm. 10th September 2008. The Office

The Boss: "Where did you get that shirt?"

OMO: "In the 21st Century, unlike that jacket you're wearing"

The Boss: "You know I wouldn't wear a fitted shirt if I were you"

OMO: "It's not a fitted shirt"

The Boss: "You mean it's supposed to be baggy but you're so fat it looks tight?"

OMO: "Dammit, you win this time. But well done on your first bit of catty gay banter. At this rate you'll be out by Christmas"

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