I have just been chosen to be this year's Santa at the office Christmas lunch, this Friday. Which means that it's my job to have each member of staff on my knee so that I can give them a present. My mind is racing with the possibilities. In fact, I've already had to splash myself with cold water to calm myself down. One thing's for certain - I'll be popping a Viagra that morning.
Ho - Ho - Hehehehehehehehehehehe
(cue manic dirty laugh)
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