The Weekend - Post-Credits

It's now about 3am. We're still in the dark club, the music is still pounding, people are still having sex (wasn't that a song?). OMO and TB are at the bar. They're having a quiet-ish drink, post-The God Incident. They've had their egos stroked, along with other things. Now, earlier in the day TB had come up with a game to try to get OMO involved a bit more (!), and suddenly starts to count down...

"10... 9... 8..."

OMO is clearly astonished that this is going to happen. The plan is that OMO has a count of 10 to disappear into the club and cop off with someone. Once the countdown is finished TB would come looking, hopefully to find OMO in a "compromising" position and join in.

"7... 6... 5... "

OMO dashes off into the gloom. He's looking for one of the other guys they both liked from before The God Incident.

"4... 3... 2..."

OMO has found one of them. He's really rather lovely. OMO can't afford to waste time so walks straight up to him and says "Follow me".

"1... Zero. Coming to get you!"

20 minutes later (it took him that long to find me, hee hee) TB finally discovers OMO locked in the disabled toilet (so classy!), bent over with his face pushed up against the mirror. You can guess what was going on, and although it might have looked like leap-frog to a casual observer, it most certainly wasn't. Cue another very shocked look from TB, who's idea of "compromising" apparently hadn't stretched quite that far.

THE END.