Act 5

On reaching The God OMO immediately drops to his knees in front of him. There is a moment which feels like eternity where OMO think The God will push past and walk off. What OMO doesn't know is that a big grin has spread across The God's face and he's tipped TB a wink. The God then unzips his flies, reaches in an pulls out an enormous cock. There is an audible gasp from assembled on-lookers. Someone twitters "Oh, that lucky bitch". OMO thinks that the warming-up exercises with the banana earlier in the evening aren't going to be enough. He wishes he'd used a marrow. He sets to anyway. It's a tough job but gurgle, mumble, gurgle. Other men start to flock around. They all want a piece, and frankly there's enough to go around, but OMO is a greedy bitch and growls at anyone who comes near. You don't give a dog a bone and then try to take it away again, do you?

Suddenly hands are pulling OMO to his feet. It's The God, so it's allowed. He growls "There are too many people here. Come with me. I want you two all to myself". Our two main characters swap a look of utter incredulity. OMO scans the area for cameras. He has decided this is clearly a set-up and they will shortly be appearing on "You've Been Framed". With much canned laughter. They follow The God to a back room, the door of which is locked behind them. There ensues lots of the sex. And there was much rejoicing!

ROLL CREDITS.


(There is actually a little after-credits scene here for those of you who haven't turned off in disgust)