Passwords Are My Enemy

Yes, I know I've not posted anything on here for weeks now. Er, did anyone notice? Well, never mind. The Boyf and I had a little holiday and when I came back I couldn't seem to remember anything. I couldn't remember a single password to get in to the systems at work, I'd forgotten the status on just about every client I have, and more importantly I couldn't even remember my username on here (or the password). Hence, no postings. And then suddenly today it all came back to me. I can hear your whoops of joy from here. Now all I have to do is think of something to write about. Something witty with some sex in would be good I reckon. Er.... back later then.