In the office, 3.45pm this afternoon...
Boss: The DJ that was going to do my engagement party dropped dead at the weekend.
OMO: Christ!
Boss: Yeah, I feel so sorry for his wife. And I need to find a new DJ a bit quick. Don't know any do you? Mind you, I'd need one who doesn't just play "YMCA" and all that queer stuff.
OMO: *blink*
Boss: You know, I need someone to play normal music.
OMO: *blink, blink*
Boss: Which reminds me; I know I invited you and your boyfriend but could you make sure you don't kiss or anything cause there will be children and old people present.
OMO: I'm totally lost for words. Well done!
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